Ok get this folks... I listen to NPR all day, mostly because liberals make me laugh out loud but people who know me will tell you I ridicule both sides equally. I'd just rather hear jokes than lies and conservatives tend to be humorless liars.
So you probably heard that despite having republican control of the house, senate and white house, (no they should not be capitalized), the government somehow became paralyzed once again and failed to pass a bill to repeal obamacare. Now this plan is not only bankrupting several industries, its also fast becoming the 'Un-Affordable Healthcare Act'. It is extremely unpopular, evidenced by the fact it is one of the major campaign promises that got Trump elected, which he has now, as expected, failed to deliver on.
But that's not the big news. THE BIG NEWS IS WHY.
So Paul 'Eddie Munster' Ryan delivers a jaw dropping press statement yesterday, if you were actually processing it with your brain, in which he went on and on making excuses for his leadership party in which he said things like, "its been a while since we have been in power, and we are having growing pains, and ..get this... we have forgotten how to govern!" WHAT THE FUCK ?!?
Did I just hear what I thought I heard?
DID HE ACTUALLY JUST OFFER UP HIS OWN INCOMPETENCE AS AN EXCUSE?
How long are we going to tolerate this total line of crap? "It been a while since we have been in power????" PLEASE! Most of you assholes have been in congress for decades!
"Growing pains?" Like when Anthony Weiner's underwear swelled with anticipation?
I cannot be silent. This is an OUTRAGE and I am seriously tempted to spray paint this quote on my truck. And I would, except I would not want the same brain dead people who vote in elections to mistake it for my business slogan.
Next time you are asked to vote I suggest you write in a candidate and if you need a name, hell, pick ANYONE. Here's a guy on You Tube who made a working V-8 engine out of Post-It notes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf3jnP6AbM0
I GUERENTEE YOU he's more qualified than Paul Ryan, who I would not trust to press the button at the right time on the french fryer at McDonalds, and completely unafraid to admit it on national Tell-O-Vision. Sadly, this is not on him however, it is on us.
And if you just read this and think I am a jerk, now get ready for THE BIG SLEEP because Trump is going to reform the tax code next. YEAH RIGHT. The rest of the year will be twittered away on an attempt to take money out of the budgets of the same people who take helicopters to work because their chauffeurs are on paid time off for transgender reassignment surgery. I get so pissed off sometimes when I hear things like this I don't even want to say how I would repurpose all those amputated body parts but I'm sure you can imagine a few scenarios and I encourage you to write them down in a letter to Paul Ryan since he's got a bag of them at his feet!
And please stop analyzing and apologizing for these guys and just throw them all out of office.
Anyone who wants an office does not deserve a vote from you.
So you probably heard that despite having republican control of the house, senate and white house, (no they should not be capitalized), the government somehow became paralyzed once again and failed to pass a bill to repeal obamacare. Now this plan is not only bankrupting several industries, its also fast becoming the 'Un-Affordable Healthcare Act'. It is extremely unpopular, evidenced by the fact it is one of the major campaign promises that got Trump elected, which he has now, as expected, failed to deliver on.
But that's not the big news. THE BIG NEWS IS WHY.
So Paul 'Eddie Munster' Ryan delivers a jaw dropping press statement yesterday, if you were actually processing it with your brain, in which he went on and on making excuses for his leadership party in which he said things like, "its been a while since we have been in power, and we are having growing pains, and ..get this... we have forgotten how to govern!" WHAT THE FUCK ?!?
Did I just hear what I thought I heard?
DID HE ACTUALLY JUST OFFER UP HIS OWN INCOMPETENCE AS AN EXCUSE?
How long are we going to tolerate this total line of crap? "It been a while since we have been in power????" PLEASE! Most of you assholes have been in congress for decades!
"Growing pains?" Like when Anthony Weiner's underwear swelled with anticipation?
I cannot be silent. This is an OUTRAGE and I am seriously tempted to spray paint this quote on my truck. And I would, except I would not want the same brain dead people who vote in elections to mistake it for my business slogan.
Next time you are asked to vote I suggest you write in a candidate and if you need a name, hell, pick ANYONE. Here's a guy on You Tube who made a working V-8 engine out of Post-It notes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf3jnP6AbM0
I GUERENTEE YOU he's more qualified than Paul Ryan, who I would not trust to press the button at the right time on the french fryer at McDonalds, and completely unafraid to admit it on national Tell-O-Vision. Sadly, this is not on him however, it is on us.
And if you just read this and think I am a jerk, now get ready for THE BIG SLEEP because Trump is going to reform the tax code next. YEAH RIGHT. The rest of the year will be twittered away on an attempt to take money out of the budgets of the same people who take helicopters to work because their chauffeurs are on paid time off for transgender reassignment surgery. I get so pissed off sometimes when I hear things like this I don't even want to say how I would repurpose all those amputated body parts but I'm sure you can imagine a few scenarios and I encourage you to write them down in a letter to Paul Ryan since he's got a bag of them at his feet!
And please stop analyzing and apologizing for these guys and just throw them all out of office.
Anyone who wants an office does not deserve a vote from you.
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