http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/21/egyptair-crash---smoke-detected-inside-the-aircraft-cabin-as-sea/
4 days 18 hours later:
We know ‘kind of’ where the plane is, still no black box.
But wait!
BREAKING NEWS REVEALS: “Ominous Graffitti”
[cue spooky Halloween music]
In a dark premonition of things to come, it has emerged that the crashed aircraft had once been daubed with graffiti by vandals who wrote: "We will bring this plane down". The New York Times reported that the vandalism was done two years ago...
Wait, what?
VANDALISM?
TWO YEARS AGO?!?!
...and was a protest against Abdel Fattah El-Sisi, the Egyptian president who seized power in a coup, rather than a jihadist threat. (Super villain Fatty el Sissy? ha. sorry, It's hard not to mock this. It's like something out of an SNL sketch)
Well there you have it then. Case closed.
Not done yet however. Need a couple tear jerker stories so add one about a family with two kids, mother has terminal cancer, who sold everything to get treatment and Mom and Dad were flying to that treatment when …omg no… KAPOW Splash. Two new orphans.
Oh please, what out of work Hollywood script writer put this together?
Here I have a contribution: This guy is dead so who cares now right? Lets use that; An Egyptian social services representative added that the orphans are being held for questioning by authorities since their fathers body was found washed up on a beach in France with spray paint on his hands.
WHAT? You believed the first one didn’t you?
This garbage report goes on to talk about people being fired for tweets and attending services at a mosque or not shaking hands and French ‘examiners’ are looking at EIGHTY FIVE THOUSAND PEOPLE WHO MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED!
Where does the bullshit end?
Hey, Inspector Clouseau! I once had a dream about taking a piss while wing-walking on a passenger jet to Egypt. You better get over here quick and confiscate my computer!
4 days 18 hours later:
We know ‘kind of’ where the plane is, still no black box.
But wait!
BREAKING NEWS REVEALS: “Ominous Graffitti”
[cue spooky Halloween music]
In a dark premonition of things to come, it has emerged that the crashed aircraft had once been daubed with graffiti by vandals who wrote: "We will bring this plane down". The New York Times reported that the vandalism was done two years ago...
Wait, what?
VANDALISM?
TWO YEARS AGO?!?!
...and was a protest against Abdel Fattah El-Sisi, the Egyptian president who seized power in a coup, rather than a jihadist threat. (Super villain Fatty el Sissy? ha. sorry, It's hard not to mock this. It's like something out of an SNL sketch)
Well there you have it then. Case closed.
Not done yet however. Need a couple tear jerker stories so add one about a family with two kids, mother has terminal cancer, who sold everything to get treatment and Mom and Dad were flying to that treatment when …omg no… KAPOW Splash. Two new orphans.
Oh please, what out of work Hollywood script writer put this together?
Here I have a contribution: This guy is dead so who cares now right? Lets use that; An Egyptian social services representative added that the orphans are being held for questioning by authorities since their fathers body was found washed up on a beach in France with spray paint on his hands.
WHAT? You believed the first one didn’t you?
This garbage report goes on to talk about people being fired for tweets and attending services at a mosque or not shaking hands and French ‘examiners’ are looking at EIGHTY FIVE THOUSAND PEOPLE WHO MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED!
Where does the bullshit end?
Hey, Inspector Clouseau! I once had a dream about taking a piss while wing-walking on a passenger jet to Egypt. You better get over here quick and confiscate my computer!
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