If you are one of my regular readers, please don't feel slighted by this. Like you probably, I have a short list of friends and colleagues that I chat with on the regular, and injecting a bit of humor into their day is something I like to do. So with that in mind I sent out a bit of my usual humor this morning:
From: JL [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Saturday, May 25, 2024 11:59 AM
Subject: Laughter is THE best medicine.
THE WHO'S PANDEMIC TREATY AND A BIRD FLU CRISIS ARE BOTH ARRIVING AT THE SAME TIME
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/whos-pandemic-treaty-and-bird-flu-crisis-are-both-arriving-same-time
YAWN... What a surprise. They sure do their level best to add 'inclusiveness' to the known benefits that come with being a 'conspiracy theorist', don't they?
Well, the word's out in humans now I suppose. Moving on.
I have a message for all house cats: It's not 'cat-flu'.
From: JL [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Saturday, May 25, 2024 11:59 AM
Subject: Laughter is THE best medicine.
THE WHO'S PANDEMIC TREATY AND A BIRD FLU CRISIS ARE BOTH ARRIVING AT THE SAME TIME
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/whos-pandemic-treaty-and-bird-flu-crisis-are-both-arriving-same-time
YAWN... What a surprise. They sure do their level best to add 'inclusiveness' to the known benefits that come with being a 'conspiracy theorist', don't they?
Well, the word's out in humans now I suppose. Moving on.
I have a message for all house cats: It's not 'cat-flu'.
One of the recipients of this email, who I dare not name, emailed back a bit of what I am sure was well-intentioned helpful advice:
To: JL
Subject: Re: Laughter is THE best medicine.
.....TOO true - but, do need you to explain (for XXX's benefit as much as mine): what was intended by that notice to felines?
To: JL
Subject: Re: Laughter is THE best medicine.
.....TOO true - but, do need you to explain (for XXX's benefit as much as mine): what was intended by that notice to felines?
To which I responded:
Did this catch you off guard before your morning cup of joe? Ok, you’re a pal, so you get a pass. But just to show you some much needed love I will spell it out, explicitly, for you.
(And also because I can't resist a decent opportunity to pen a bit a satirical jagged glass.)
what was intended by that notice to felines?
If you read the article you will notice:
"Meanwhile, we just learned that H5N1 is responsible for the deaths of four more cats…
Four more cats have died of H5N1 bird flu in the United States, including two pets in South Dakota with no links to poultry or dairy cows, according to state and federal officials. At least 14 cats have recently died of bird flu.
Of the newly reported cases, two were domestic cats which died at a property in Campbell County in South Dakota, according to a state official and the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA).
Beth Thompson, the state’s veterinarian, said there was no livestock on the property where the pets died. “No other details regarding how the cats were infected are known at this time,” Thompson told BNO [Buy Not One Line] News."
Followed by instructions for 'Dummies' on the key takeaway they should remember from this article:
"This is not good.
If cats start getting sick and dying on a widespread basis, it is probably just a matter of time before the same thing starts happening among humans."
How was this 'detected'? Um, not important, hush now, authority is talking.
Zoonotic transfer is a biological impossibility. Yo, you are still talking…
The psychopath's stool pigeon then continues, MUCH LOUDER:
"Since 2003, more than 50 percent of the humans that have tested positive for H5N1 have died." *
*So you used an intentionally unnamed, invalid, non-conclusive 'test' (commonly known as a PCR) to 'prove' some unidentified dead people, the existence of whom I cannot verify in any way, were 'infected' by a fictitious illness you made up, that was 'caused' by a fictitious virus you also made up, which you call H5N1 (notice this is the 5th time you pulled the exact same stunt), and referenced an un-referenceable statistical survey you probably made up as well, and concluded that HALF (cuz we like big reveals) of that almost certainly fictitious cohort, are dead because of this. Got it.
"Can you imagine the fear that will erupt if millions of people suddenly get infected?" *
*Sure. I can still remember what happened to the entire 'whirrled' the year that the largest con job ever in human history was successfully pulled off. It was, after all, just 3 years ago, and the reason I remember is because I didn't fall for it, didn't let you poison me, and as a result still have a relatively normal functioning brain!
"Global pestilences will play a major role in the era of great chaos that is coming." *
*Yeah, yeah, I know what the WHO's opinion is, Bill Gates re-states it to them each morning as he opens the board meeting, and you are the corporate stenographer that also heads up the pandemic news correspondent's bureau.
"Just think about the panic that we witnessed during 2020, 2021 and 2022."*
*There you go again, telling me what to think and what to do.
If the next pandemic has a far higher [fictitious] death rate, the panic that we will see will be so much worse, and that is really bad news for all of us.*
*Umm, one question: Who exactly does 'us' refer to? Because if by us you mean YOU, then I whole-heartedly agree.
And stay the fuck away from my cat, this ain't China, and even cats know a trip to the vet is bad JuJu.
How's that? Was that an adequate explanation? ;)
-J
Did this catch you off guard before your morning cup of joe? Ok, you’re a pal, so you get a pass. But just to show you some much needed love I will spell it out, explicitly, for you.
(And also because I can't resist a decent opportunity to pen a bit a satirical jagged glass.)
what was intended by that notice to felines?
If you read the article you will notice:
"Meanwhile, we just learned that H5N1 is responsible for the deaths of four more cats…
Four more cats have died of H5N1 bird flu in the United States, including two pets in South Dakota with no links to poultry or dairy cows, according to state and federal officials. At least 14 cats have recently died of bird flu.
Of the newly reported cases, two were domestic cats which died at a property in Campbell County in South Dakota, according to a state official and the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA).
Beth Thompson, the state’s veterinarian, said there was no livestock on the property where the pets died. “No other details regarding how the cats were infected are known at this time,” Thompson told BNO [Buy Not One Line] News."
Followed by instructions for 'Dummies' on the key takeaway they should remember from this article:
"This is not good.
If cats start getting sick and dying on a widespread basis, it is probably just a matter of time before the same thing starts happening among humans."
How was this 'detected'? Um, not important, hush now, authority is talking.
Zoonotic transfer is a biological impossibility. Yo, you are still talking…
The psychopath's stool pigeon then continues, MUCH LOUDER:
"Since 2003, more than 50 percent of the humans that have tested positive for H5N1 have died." *
*So you used an intentionally unnamed, invalid, non-conclusive 'test' (commonly known as a PCR) to 'prove' some unidentified dead people, the existence of whom I cannot verify in any way, were 'infected' by a fictitious illness you made up, that was 'caused' by a fictitious virus you also made up, which you call H5N1 (notice this is the 5th time you pulled the exact same stunt), and referenced an un-referenceable statistical survey you probably made up as well, and concluded that HALF (cuz we like big reveals) of that almost certainly fictitious cohort, are dead because of this. Got it.
"Can you imagine the fear that will erupt if millions of people suddenly get infected?" *
*Sure. I can still remember what happened to the entire 'whirrled' the year that the largest con job ever in human history was successfully pulled off. It was, after all, just 3 years ago, and the reason I remember is because I didn't fall for it, didn't let you poison me, and as a result still have a relatively normal functioning brain!
"Global pestilences will play a major role in the era of great chaos that is coming." *
*Yeah, yeah, I know what the WHO's opinion is, Bill Gates re-states it to them each morning as he opens the board meeting, and you are the corporate stenographer that also heads up the pandemic news correspondent's bureau.
"Just think about the panic that we witnessed during 2020, 2021 and 2022."*
*There you go again, telling me what to think and what to do.
If the next pandemic has a far higher [fictitious] death rate, the panic that we will see will be so much worse, and that is really bad news for all of us.*
*Umm, one question: Who exactly does 'us' refer to? Because if by us you mean YOU, then I whole-heartedly agree.
And stay the fuck away from my cat, this ain't China, and even cats know a trip to the vet is bad JuJu.
How's that? Was that an adequate explanation? ;)
-J
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